Johnnie Walker tops memory implant drinks list

With resources becoming ever scarcer on Earth, more and more people are turning to memory implantation techniques to experience life to the full. And whilst consumers always request very specific details for memory implantation - healthy herds migrating across the plains, vistas of Proxima, historic landscapes of Earth - one memory in particular is standing out as something of a surprise: that of Johnnie Walker whisky.

One memory implantee explained their Johnnie Walker request by saying, "Whisky builds a bridge between the past and the future - it taps into a sense of nostalgia and days gone by. And obviously Johnnie Walker does it better than all the rest..."

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